This quote is from Miami columnist Herald Dave Barry's 2004 Year-In-Review column:

"Osama bin Laden remained at large for yet another year (although we did manage, at long last, to put Martha Stewart behind bars)."

Lovely, eh?

That's your government at work, people. We need a new government. Actually, we just need new people running the government we have.

I see that evidently Dave Barry is taking a one-year hiatus. Bummer. I liked reading his columns in the Sunday Chicago Tribune.

Link here but the columns require free registration.